HITTERS:
Willie Stargell
Mickey (Earth's) Mantle
Wally Moon
Billy DeMars
Ed (Captain) Kirkpatrick
Pat Rockett
(Degrees) Kelvin Torve
Jesus Vega
Marquis (Gus) Grissom
Melky (Way) Cabrera
Hector Luna (Eclipse)

PITCHERS:
Sun-Woo Kim
Alay Soler (Eclipse)
Bill Pulsipher (Is he a Weapon of Mass Destruction?)
Dan Petry (Dish)
Charlie Libra-ant (Leibrandt?)
Dan Foucault's (Pendulum)
Carl Hubbell's (Telescope)
Tom Phoebus (Phobos-Just an 'e' away from being the larger of Mars' 2 moons!)
Eddie Watt

NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGERS:
Marrs (Pump Up the Volume-DANCE DANCE!)
Rare Earth
Sun
Ringo Starr
Weather Report