HITTERS
Pete Rose
Mike Ivie
Cecil & Prince Fielder
Dave & Hector Valle
Don Buddin
Jim Greengrass
Phil Plantier
Andre Thorn-ton
Graig & Jim Nettles
Alvis Woods
Juan En-carnacion?
Pete LaForest
Dick Green

PITCHERS
Ted Lilly
Damian Moss
Brian Meadows
Pete Redfern
Tim Crab-tree*
Bob Sprout
Jeff Holly
David Bush
Ken & Rich Hill
Jose Mesa
Bronson Arroyo (Know your Southwestern US typography!)
Darold (Grassy) Knowles?

NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGERS
Green Day
Bush
Oak Ridge Boys The Wallflowers
Robert Plant
*Coulda had him on the ALL-FISH Team too if we weren't biased against crustaceans.