HITTERS
John Wockenfuss
Jack Fimple
Robert Fick (You!)
Biff Pocoraba (Biff?)
Dane & Garth Iorg
Razor Shines
Pokey Reese
Shooty Babbitt
Gookie Dawkins
Mookie Wilson
Skeeter Barnes
Clyde and Mickey Klutts
Rusty Kuntz
Jerry Lumpe
AL Luplow
Paul Popovich
Ron Swoboda
Matt Cepicky
Dan Uggla
Tom Umphlett
Johnny Grubb

PITCHERS
Tim Spooneybarger
Jung Bong
J.J. Putz
Brad Clontz (A cross between a clod AND a klutz?)
Rob Dibble (Didn't I drink one of those at Friendly's?)
Eric Plunk
Joe Klink
Sid Monge (Pron Mon-jee not like sponge)
Brian Clutterbuck
Bill (Going To A) Gogolewski
Denny Riddleberger
Herb Hippauf
Bill Pulsipher (Is he a Weapon of Mass Destruction?)

NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGERS
Weezer
? & The Mysterians