HITTERS
Carl Yastrzemski
Mark Grudzielanek
Doug Mientkiewicz
Frank Catalanotto
Rob Mackowiak
Jerry Dybzinski
Steve Buechele
Jim Lefebvre
Andy Stankiewicz
Billy Grabarkewitz
Ken Scotkiewicz
Marv Staehle
Paul Schaal
Winston Llenas (pron. Jennis)
Art Kusyner (pron. Kooshner!)
Bobby Pfeill
Doug Gwosdz (!)
Dale Sveum
Ted Uhlaender
Bob Uecker
Joe Zdeb
Pete Zoccolillo
Bob Zupcic
Walt Hriniak & Kent Hrbek

PITCHERS
Mark Buehrle
Paul Splittorff
Scott Schoenweis
Taylor Buchholz
Kirk Saarloos (Hey! Go easy on the vowels there buddy)
Esteban Loiaza (And that goes for you too)
Don Aase
DeWayne Buice (pron. Boyce)
Scott Kamienicki
Dave Mlicki
Kevin Mmahat!
Dale Mohorcic
Al Hrabosky
Doug Koneiczny
Dave Giusti
Joe Grzenda
Eli Grba
Tom Phoebus
John Tsitouris
Tom Tiefenauer
Tom Niedenfuer
Brian Oelkers (&Ron Oester-hitter)
Fred Kuhaulua (!)

NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGERS
Englebert Humperdinck
Erykah Badu (Can't just call herself Erica. Noooo!)
Aaliyah