HITTERS
Barry Foote
Jerry & Scott Hair-ston
Raphael Palm-iero
Jim Ray Hart
Al Bum-bry
Jorge (A)Orta?
John Gall (Bladder)
Tsuyoshi Shin-jo

PITCHERS
Rollie Fingers
Rich Hand
Bill Hands
Mike Overy
Roy Face
Dave & Mike Beard
Jack Armstrong
Don Gullett
Paul Ass-enmacher
R.A. Dickey
Rickey Bones
Rick (Twisted) Ankiel
Brandon (My Achin') Backe

NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGERS
Big Head Todd & the Monsters
The Faces
Lipps Inc
Heart
Blood Sweat & Tears