Jokes

Lightbulb

Q: How many car salesmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Just give me a moment while I work that out on my calculator here and I will come up with an answer which will leave you pleasantly surprised.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One. But the lightbulb really has to want to change.

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Eno

Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Three but they are really one.

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Ten. One to change it and nine others to form a Survivors of Darkness support group.

Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: That's not funny

Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to do it and one not to do it.

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: At the present time, it would be considered a grave infraction against long established policy to divulge such sensitive statistical information. Standard operating procedure would dictate that we currently refrain from disseminating any vital information when such action could be construed as compromising our national security. Next question, please.

Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: What-EVERRR!

Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Hey, Let's go ride our bikes now!

Q: How many Surealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: A fish

How many little old ladies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?None because don't worry about that, never mind us, we're OK just sitting here in the dark, no need to bother, don't go out of your way over a silly thing like that...

Q: How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: None. That’s a hardware issue.

Q: How any Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: None. Darkness has now been redefined as an industry standard.