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1. I suppose we could use Frank Reberger if there is ever an ALL-LEFTOVERS Team2. Coulda had him on the ALL-ADJECTIVE Team I guess3. Beats out Coot Veal4. I guess we could include Billy Bean too but with both Colter and Billy aboard we can designate the nutritious yet expendable Billy (MoneyBall) Beane for assignment. With that extra e he was always vulnerable to the itchy trigger finger of Misakman. Wishful Thinking Dept.: What an intriguing looking boxscore it would be if he closed games for Jose Lima.5. Great thing he came along because we sorely needed another beverage to complement Bobby & Robbie Wine & Seth Beer. So thankfully, we can shelve Juan Encarnacion's Instant Breakfast.6. Our drink assortment just keeps getting better! After all, Jimmy Coker is already on the Substance Abuse team.7. Well now we're really pushing the envelope. Starting to get silly.
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