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Idiot!!
Here is yet another exclusive you can find only at the innovative and informative misakman.com! You now have instantly at your disposal this oh-so-handy tool, 101 ways to call someone an idiot! So now if you happen to feel someone is acting dense, obtuse, not utilizing their smarts, or maybe someone called you some kind of an idiot...well I have just thing for you! You will now be able to express yourself eloquently and with great variety whenever confronted with this situation. If you keep coming up with just fool or dummy or idiot (those are included here so you won't forget the old standbys of course), well here you go. It's not intended to be an exhaustive list...there are probably many more zingers out there not included...but 101 seemed just right and I had to end it somewhere! It's very likely you've heard of all these terms at some point or most of them anyway. Perhaps some people have even called you these things! Well just who do they think they are? Picking on a devotee of mine! Misakmanners are the coolest and smartest people around of course! Here for you now is a huge supply of comebacks for you whenever someone dares to impugn your intelligence. Fie on them!
Now you'll probably notice that the terms you hear insulters throwing around these days that refer disparagingly to the mentally challenged don't show up here. I'm not just trying to be politically correct but the 'r' word and others cross the line and cut too deep. So let's just leave that stuff alone. Hopefully the ones on the list don't fall squarely into the category of having that kind of direct connotation. No sense being intentionally or unintentionally hurtful to our special needs friends or their families or the nice folks who work in that field.
I avoided profanity too, particularly anything with the 's' word or 'f' word. Again, just not my thing and it's my site. Swear words are everywhere else anyway. I stuck to nouns to keep it consistent. Even the adjectives listed get used as nouns anyway. For example..."What were you thinking, silly?" (silly is used like a noun there)...and "Hey clueless, you're shirt's on backward." (ditto for clueless).
So have fun and don't get caught flatfooted or tongue-tied or otherwise at a loss next time someone is acting dumb or even worse...puts you down! But if you still insist on using the damaging or vulgar kind of words that I touched upon, well you have to be a real dummy and not a true Misakmanner to stoop to that and go there because after all... you have 101 other ways to do it!
