HITTERS
Jeff King
Dave Kingman
Mike Kingery
Tom Prince
Ray Knight
Mike Squires
Mitchell Page
Royale Stillman
Foster Castleman
Dave Moates
"Duke" Snider
Marv Throne-berry

PITCHERS
Mel Queen & Mike McQueen
Jason Marquis
Eddie Guard-ado
Jim Rook-er
Vern (Born to) Ruhle
Zach Duke of Earl Wilson
John "The Count" Montefusco
Gary Gentry

BAT-BOY
John Lackey

ALL-DICTATOR
Ramon & Bill Castro
Julio & John Franco
Dan Napoleon
Greg Aquino
Felix Mantilla (The Hun?)
Jason Kubel (Khan?)*

NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGERS
Prince
Queen
King Crimson
Parliament
The Royal Guardsmen
Duke Ellington w/Duke&The Drivers

*Really pushing it but Marco Polo enthusiasts will doubtless be amused