HITTERS
Rob Deer
Jay Gibbons
Mike Lamb
Earl Battey & Matt Batts
Nellie Fox
Ray Katt
Elliott & Gary Madd-ox
Jose & Danny Tarta-bull

PITCHERS
Randy Wolf
Brandon Lyon
Bob Moose
Hipo-lito Pena
Joe (Leave It To) Boever?
Larry Bear-nearth
Jim Panther
Vince Horsman

NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGERS
Cat Stevens
Snoop Doggy Dogg
The Animals
Mandrill
White Lion