Q: How many car salesmen does it tale to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just give me a moment while I work that out on my calculator here and I will come up with an answer which will leave you pleasantly surprised.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But the lightbulb really has to want to change.
Q: How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Eno
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three but they are really one.
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Ten. One to change it and nine others to form a Survivors of Darkness support group.
Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That's not funny
Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to do it and one not to do it.
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At the present time, it would be considered a grave infraction against long established policy to divulge such sensitive statistical information. Standard operating procedure would dictate that we currently refrain from disseminating any vital information when such action could be construed as compromising our national security. Next question, please.
Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What-EVERRR!
Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hey, Let's go ride our bikes now!